Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

11/05/2008

very gloomy leh...


no clouds in the sky also so dark 1 today...

god i miss fishing...

....

my hunger neurons synapsed with my nonsense neurons and they decided to ask me to look up some jingles from candy companies
:)

have fun.,..
  • It’s all in the mix.” - Twix
  • Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.” - M&Ms
  • It’s too good for kids” - Toffifay
  • Taste the rainbow.” - Skittles
  • Makes mouths happy.” - Twizzlers
  • Two for me, none for you.” Twix
  • Isn’t life juicy?” - Starburst
  • Don’t let hunger happen to you.” - Snickers
  • Hungry? Why wait?” - Snickers
  • At work, rest and play, you get three great tastes in a Milky Way” Milky Way
  • Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.” - Mounds and Almond Joy
  • Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger” - Butterfinger
  • Crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery Butterfinger” - Butterfinger
  • If he kissed you once, will he kiss you again?” - Certs
  • Cleans your teeth while it cleans your breath” - Dentyne Gum
  • Double your pleasure, double your fun” - Doublemint Gum
  • Gimme a break” - Kit Kat
  • There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s” - Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
  • How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop” - Tootsie Pop
  • Do you eat the red ones last?” - Smarties (UK)
  • A lighter way to enjoy chocolate” - 3 Musketeers
  • a palatable confection and a most nourishing food.” - Hershey’s Chocolate
  • Get the sensation” - York Peppermint Patty
  • Put a Tic Tac in your mouth and get a bang out of life.” Tic Tacs
  • The great American chocolate bar.” - Hershey’s Chocolate Bar
  • It’s more than a mouthful– it’s Whatchamacallit!
orange ones are my favourites :)
and here's mine !!

"Quick! Put it in your mouth!" - Weeks Caramel Flavoured Candy

9/04/2008

I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING WITTY!!!

IF YOU EVER SAW THIS SOMEWHERE BEFORE, I ASSURE YOU THAT THAT IDEA CAME FROM ME !

Had a witty moment while walking back from Hospital 47(a.k.a. the haunted hospital which looked like a Resident Evil Lab)


Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra al-Haj.
Bapa Permodenan Malaysia

Tun Abdul Razak.
Bapa Perpaduan Malaysia
Tun Hussein Onn.
BapaPembangunan Malaysia
Tun Dr Mahathir Mohammed.
Bapa Permodenan Malaysia

Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
Bapa....
.
.
.
.
Mertua


Yang Berhormat Datuk Khairy Jamaluddin.
Handsomest Politician Since Ong Wee Kee Lim Kit Siang.

p.s.: i m just so funny..
wonder if its raining as hard in malaysia?
sad people make rain fall down...
right? :)
if ppl don't sad so much then it wont rain so much lah..

5/24/2007

anyone for chocolate???

Once, up on a time...





eating Alisa for breakfast. The pig looks on.
Pig: Can I have some?...please?




Everybody wants a bite of Alisa nowadays. But can't blame them though. Not easy to resist an Alisa.





Feeding the pig. Pig looks so happy. =)





BLEKKK!!!
TOO BAD!!!
**pig cries**


The end.
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More random pix from MASSAD '07


Hari - weeks - Satish


Hanna - Punitha - weeks

Hari - Khaaya

Nina - Satish

weeks - Alyssa - Steph - Yan

Peter - weeks

5/15/2007

FAM vs Manchester United...

COPIED THE ENTIRE POST FROM
HTTP://tok3tok4.blogspot.com
LinPeh's Blog...

United We Stand !



The Football Association of Malaysia has decided to ignore the order of Asian Football Confederation (AFC) and go ahead with the Manchester United trip to Malaysia during the Asia Cup. However, the FAM’s defiance of this AFC ruling could put the national governing body in the line of fire. So, why do you think FAM is taking such a risk? Here is what Lin Peh think:

1) What kind of repercussions from the AFC are we expecting ?
Suspense us from World Cup and Olympic? HAHAHAH! Ask them to do their homework la. It makes no difference one !

2) The Match Will Not Affect Malaysia Team Performance at the Asia Cup.Even though the MU match will be played on July 27 which is two days before the Asian Cup final, all the Malaysian rakyat agree with the FAM that we are very confident that it will not affect the Malaysian team. Because non of us expect Malaysia to make it to the final. HAHAHAH!

3) This match is part of the Celebration of 50th anniversary of our Independence.In other part of the world, their national day celebration is the day for them to parade their military power and sometimes even nuclear warhead. However, being such a peace loving country, we have decided to parade something that the entire country is so pround of after 50 years of independence - Manchester United! Even Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi had said last Friday that he wanted the United match here to kick off as scheduled.

4) Manchester United is actually the national football team of Malaysia.
How often do you see this logo at the bumper of Malaysia's car ?





Quite often, right ?

How often do you see this ?





Almost never! Right ? HAHAHAH!

So, Lin Peh not surprise with the FAM decision. Are you ?


United We Stand!


Another Projeck by the Malaysia Boleh Gaoment

4/01/2007

CLOSING DOWN BLOG

I've been thinking and I kept thinking....In the end, I thought.

I'm going to close this blog down. Just like all the other ones.

It hasn't been the most productive thing ever.

It's wasting space on the internet space which everyone desperately needs.

From today onwards. I'm calling off the blog.

I'm throwing in the towel.

Thanks to all who has visited.

And to those who did not. Thanks for closing this blog down, you lazy buggers.

in the meantime, let me drive my BMW 7 series to the moon, and have dinner with Superman and his wife. Oh, my made-of-pizza-smells-like-grilled-chicken-with-chicken-drumsticks-as-hand chauffer is calling me now, seems that my marshmellow house is bbq-ed.

of course. this is an April Fool's message.

:)

__________________________________________
IF YOU DID NOT GET IT:
THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE.
ITS not CLOSING DOWN.

Bloggers United

Bloggers United
the sun is setting..
"so what", you say "it'll rise again tomorrow"
...think again...