Feeling: Sleepy

Exams are over!!!

*grumble grumble grumble at the back*

...what?...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EXAMS HAVE NOT STARTED?

..

God. This few days have been so relaxing and numbing, what exams?

The past 2 weeks I've slept about 3 days of it. Played 4 days of it. Studied 5 days of it. Day-dreamed 6 days of it..

wait, count back first, 3+4+5+6 = 18... 3+4+5=12.. hmm

erm

Day dreamed 2 days of it.

Oh - CATS Group BBQ

Sea Otters !

AWWWWWW....

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When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD ! eh,I mean, you make lemonades!

New Low

I have to depend on a 13 year old girl's blog entry to inspire me...

In my world:

Horses are weird
Sleeping in means 12 noon
Breakfast is leftovers from dinner last night
Piggy back rides are dangerous
Converse are the most comfiest shoes ever
Hello Kitty had surgery now she’s too girly
Animes are boring
Mangas are fun
Pocky is bland and tasteless
You can’t have too much Hello Panda Cookies
Elephants are adorable
Normal is overrated
Naruto is a dumb anime
Youtube is an awesome site
Milk will magically make you taller overnight
Pillows need to be treated like teddy bears
Short shorts are a must for summer (especially if you live in a desert)
Kogals need a life
Everything cute fluffy and soft need to be treated like they are alive (ie. teddy bears and stuffed animals

This is my take of it...

In My World.

Doing something means doing it blindfolded.
Food is an asset
Drinks doesn't mean Carlsberg(sometimes Klinskoye)
Water is Cola
Cola is life
Internet is that thing that beeps and you don't really need it
Waffles can be your best friend when its been 3 days since you've last slept
Cats are cuter than dogs(This is so gay)
Korn and Metallica for LIFE !(This is more like it)
I actually don't like their music though.
Classical guitars and acoustic guitars are NOT the same.
Russian language is learned in the market while buying potatoes.
Or onions.
Cars is a must in any kind of computer game.
Cars can fly and cows can talk.
Donkey's can talk, but you ain't seen a donkey fly !
Love, is but a word.
Astronomical amount of passion for the other person, ...

Benzaluk

Today Prof. Igor (something) Benzaluk said something very revolutionary.

Alcohol, is the enemy of all that is living

Dah lah Russians normally have a very limited command of English, Benzaluk had to send the ultimate bomb of modern day literature.

It is like, Saddam Hussein wants your mother to die, or or or , George Bush will make sure you don't have a future. What an effect that simple Russo-English phrase carried !

Do you know that if you were to drink a can of beer(Heneiken of course)(325ml), 4% of alcohol makes it 13ml of alcohol in it. 90%(which makes 11.7ml) of it goes straight into destroying your liver screw-you-i'm-the-boss style ... no negotiations.

then the other 10%(1.3ml) goes swimming in your blood stream looking for holes to climb into and goes into your brain, like that irritating kid next door who just wouldn't stop shouting. 

Anything that is alive, should come into contact with alcohol will be immediately killed on it's zone of contact. thrown a spider into a glass of whiskey and watch it melt. Laws of the universe, never heard of it, don't like it, don't approve of it, deny it or believe the opposite end : THE LAW STILL FUNCTIONS.

shit i need a beer(i mean coke)(i mean cocacola)

The Number Starts At 1,

but , It Doesn't Stop There...

One of the few kinds of adverts out there which speaks my language that I do...

Of course its very logical la that the paper industry chops down a billion trees a year to make our newspaper and magazines and colloq papers... everyone knows it. What caught my attention most was, instead of fighting for 1 cause (i.e. Women's Rights, Polar Ice Cap Melting, Use Hybrid Cars etc) - without thinking of how YOUR fighting for that cause ONLY, does to the rest of the world..

It doesn't stop at one .

I remember sometime ago in primary school, some teacher or somebody said that if 1 of your tooth fell out - nn_nnnn - ...the tooth from the opposite site will overgrow into that cavity ..

-nnunnnn - ... Kinda weird for a comparison but ?

It's very weird how people can indulge themselves into something and boost their ego so much to defend it and at the end of the day fake a pride and die with honor...

I love Malaysia.

Malaysia Boleh !

Nostalgia :) ..sorry sorry..i mean (:

It is so miraculous how time can change :) into (: ...

While I was sitting infront of the comp preparing what I was about to share, alot of nostalgic moments hit me. 

I missed times when I was back in school, where naivity is normal :)

Interact club meant so much to me ..to some people, QM was their life! or Leo Club !

Where CF commitee meetings would be highlights of the week. We'd mamak into the evening and then go home for a home cooked meal.

Studies were "ok-lar" important... but suddenly I don't recall many people whole did not study as much as "we" did...and got any poorer results (heh...) 

Football on saturday mornings were hawt ! No, it was not just about the game(which we don't normally keep score anyways) or about the people we played with(or against) ... it was more of like, just being there, a pack of moving clouds in the vast desert sky, where purpose and direction was not really important. What is important - that you're a pack of moving clouds in the vast desert sky. 

(to those who don't get me: Nothing is important...it's just ... it..?) 

Sub-youngmanhood, you think you've got it all, but you're just spending the family's fortune in Gold Class Cinema week after week.

There were to popular kids and the kids which the popular kids picked on, and the kids who wants to pick on them as well but not popular enough to induce any damage... Part time jobs and gengsterism. 

Sometimes I wonder what the teachers(especially HEMs) see when they look at a bunch of kids who think they are heading the right way into an unbreakable future. I mean, they must know that this whole, "school" thing, is just some sort of a pseudo-reality, a dimension which borders on the gates of the compound, a playground for those taller than 1.5m . So why the harsh punishment on gengsters and those who keep their nails?...

...I secretly believe that they send undergrad teachers to acting class in Kursus Cikgu or something...

Everybody wants to be responsible-less, care-less, and worry-less... hehe..

I remember when we were running PRS in form 2, I totally screwed up on an event or a big day or something like that...*DON"T KILL ME! PLEASE SAVE ME!" ... ... "huh..?"... the day passes without a hint of a problem. (:

I miss times when I can grab Ais Kacang and a Daging Special without worrying about how the government will react to the Bill on Internet Freedom.

(: (: (: (: (this will need some getting use to)

Somewhere In Between ...

Bound But Yet Fee

I have broken my own records again.
3 months(almost) without depending on the internet to survive.

Funny thing is, I will die , not because the internet is my source of food, but because the internet will choose the people to give food to me. I can be on the brink of failing my exams and being hot on water for many many things, just because of my absence of internet.

Somebody said that Cold is not the presence of cold, but it is the absence of Heat.

It has seem that I am not in totality free and unbound from being conformed to use the internet, but I am simply in the land where there is the absence of it. Dry ground.

God willing, I'm killing my way out of this.